History is often a serious subject, but sometimes we can find humor in the past. Here are 30 funny history jokes that you can share with your students.
Firstly, why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages? Because there were so many knights! And what kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock, of course!
Next, how was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars. And why did George Washington have trouble sleeping? Because he couldn’t lie!
Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/4th! And what did Mason say to Dixon? “This is where we draw the line!”
After completing the Palace of Versailles, how did Louis XIV feel? Baroque. And where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!
Why did Columbus cross the ocean? To get to the other tide. And what do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? They share the same middle name!
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights did make an airplane! And what did King George think of the American colonies? He thought they were revolting.
Why is history like a fruit cake? Because it’s full of dates. And what is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hissssstory.
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell? Yeah, it cracked me up too! And how were the first Americans like ants? They both lived in colonies.
After discovering electricity, how did Benjamin Franklin feel? Shocked. And how did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code.
What’s the most popular kids’ movie in Ancient Greece? Troy Story. And why was the math book sad about history class? It knew it couldn’t count on the past.
Why did the archaeologist become a comedian? Because he loved digging up old jokes. And why did the knight always carry a pencil and paper? He wanted to draw his sword.
Why did the ancient pharaoh go to jail? He wouldn’t stop running his pyramid schemes. And why did the ancient Egyptians need a doctor? They had sar-cough-aguses.
How did the cavemen feel about studying history? They thought it was a pre-hysterical subject. And why did Alexander the Great have to study geometry? He wanted to conquer all the angles.
After a long day of ruling, how did the pharaoh feel? Tut-erly exhausted! And did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again.
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