It’s Saturday morning and the weekend is finally here. That wonderful time of the week when you can sleep in a bit, slow down into a happier and more mindful pace, and recharge after a busy week at work or in school. So in today’s post, let’s dive into 101 of the most positive, funny, and motivational short Saturday quotes to help you get your weekend started just right. Whether you’re looking to release some stress, find inner peace, or get a jolt of motivation for a weekend of work, these quotes have got you covered.
Short Saturday Morning Quotes to Start Your Weekend Right
"Saturday morning came, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life." – Mark Twain
"Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it’s probably because you need the sleep." – Sophia Bush
"Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life." – Mark Twain
"I always wake up early Saturday morning, and I have a little bit more time." – Ehud Olmert
"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." – Confucius
"You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning." – Billy Wilder
"Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities." – Harvey Mackay
"Morning not only forgives, it forgets." – Marty Rubin
"An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day." – Henry David Thoreau
"Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day." – Dalai Lama
"The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don’t go back to sleep." – Rumi
"When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love." – Marcus Aurelius
"I like my coffee black and my mornings bright." – Terri Guillemets
"With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts." – Eleanor Roosevelt
"Waking up this morning, I smile. 24 brand new hours are before me. I vow to live fully in each moment." – Thich Nhat Hanh
"The sun is a daily reminder that we too can rise again from the darkness, that we too can shine our own light." – S. Ajna
"I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning." – J. B. Priestley
"The first hour of the morning is the rudder of the day." – Henry Ward Beecher
"Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most." – Buddha
Funny and Short Saturday Morning Quotes
"Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face." – Dan Pearce
"Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through." – Anthony Burgess
"Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?" – Nitya Prakash
"Morning will come; it has no choice." – Marty Rubin
"Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." – Bill Watterson
"On the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday." – Robert Brault
"Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them." – John Shirley
"I think Saturday may be Latin for stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for bed that night." – Bart Millard
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." – Robert Frost
"Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day." – Glen Cook
"Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon." – Tony Smite
"I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up." – Benjamin Franklin
"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness." – Nanea Hoffman
"In the morning, I woke like a sloth in the fog." – Leslie Connor
"Good morning is a contradiction of terms." – Jim Davis
"I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning, and there I am, just laughing my head off." – Bruce Willis
"My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating." – Alan King
"Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you." – Ogden Nash
"I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there." – James Lileks
"Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee." – Aleksandra Ninkovic
Motivational and Short Saturday Morning Quotes for Work
"Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?" – Marilyn vos Savant
"Waking up early on Saturday gives me an edge in finishing my work with a very relaxed state of mind." – Oprah Winfrey
"My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday." – Ludacris
"Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it." – Richard Whately
"Success isn’t always about ‘Greatness’, it’s about consistency. Consistent, hard work gains success. Greatness will come." – Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
"Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen." – Wayne Huizenga
"You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction." – George Lorimer
"Either you run the day, or the day runs you." – Jim Rohn
"I’ve taken Saturdays to be the day I pull back completely. I do things that are more creative, and I’ve actually found that helps me when I get back into work to be more thoughtful." – Padmasree Warrior
"Procrastination is as much alive on a Saturday as any other day of the week. Get up, get going, and get those chores done." – Byron Pulsifer
"Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in." – Napoleon Bonaparte
"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try." – Beverly Sills
"If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much." – Jim Rohn
"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." – C.S. Lewis
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work." – Robert Orben
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started." – Mark Twain
"Great acts are made up of small deeds." – Lao Tzu
"I’m always thinking about creating. My future starts when I wake up every morning." – Miles Davis
"If you’re changing the world, you’re working on important things. You’re excited to get up in the morning." – Larry Page
"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year." – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Short and Positive Saturday Morning Quotes for a Happy Weekend
"Happy Saturday! When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength." – Tecumseh
"Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days." – Charmaine J Forde
"Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It’s unshakably, overwhelmingly superior." – Wataru Watari
"Every morning, I wake up saying, ‘I’m still alive, a miracle.’ And so I keep on pushing." – Jim Carrey
"This is a wonderful day. I’ve never seen this one before." – Maya Angelou
"I get up every morning and it’s going to be a great day. You never know when it’s going to be over, so I refuse to have a bad day." – Paul Henderson
"On Saturday morning, I like to get up early and go out – TV is banned!" – Debra Stephenson
"Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday." – Unknown
"Saturday is a day for the spa. Relax, indulge, enjoy, and love yourself, too." – Ana Monnar
"Saturday – a day to sleep in, past my normal waking hour." – Byron Pulsifer
"Happiness is not having to set the alarm for the next morning." – Rip Miller
"Try to be a rainbow in someone else’s cloud." – Maya Angelou
"I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday." – Chip Gaines
"I wish that every day was Saturday and every month was October." – Charmaine J. Forde
"The time to relax is when you don’t have time for it." – Sydney J. Harris
"Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day." – Dalai Lama
"Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you’ll start to see a big difference in your life." – Yoko Ono
"Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have." – Lemony Snicket
"Saturday night is when you want to do what you want to do and not what you have to do." – Susan Orleans
"How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live ’em." – Shel Silverstein
Short and Inspirational Saturday Morning Quotes and Sayings
"I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket." – Barack Obama
"My Saturday morning attitude is a reflection of the rest of the week gone by." – Byron Pulsifer
"When I was young, I would make my parents breakfast in bed on Saturday mornings." – Tom Douglas
"I love Saturday morning cartoons. What do you like to do on a Saturday morning?" – Wayne Brady
"Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant." – Robert Louis Stevenson
"If you want happiness for an hour – take a nap. If you want happiness for a day – go fishing." – Chinese Proverb
"There was nothing like a Saturday – unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation." – Nora Roberts
"It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most in those two days." – James A. Murphy
"Always take some of the play, fun, freedom, and wonder of the weekend into your week and your work." – Rasheed Ogunlaru
"On a lazy Saturday morning when you’re lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become one." – Lynn Johnston
"I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel." – Audrey Hepburn
"Saturday is a day for the spa. Relax, indulge, enjoy, and love yourself, too." – Ana Monnar
"Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under the trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of water." – John Lubbock
"The time to relax is when you don’t have time for it." – Sydney J. Harris
"Set peace of mind as your highest goal, and organize your life around it." – Brian Tracy
"It is so important to take time for yourself and find clarity." – Diane Von Furstenberg
"Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop." – Ovid
"What can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon and thrust all mundane considerations away till next week." – C.S. Lewis
"Every morning starts a new page in your story. Make it a great one today." – Doe Zantamata
"Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them." – William Arthur Ward
"Now that your eyes are open, make the sun jealous with your burning passion to start the day." – Malak El Halabi
"As we arise each morning, let us determine to respond with love and kindness to whatever might come our way." – Thomas S. Monson
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