As the cold winter night descended upon the city, a conversation between two unlikely friends took place. “I know,” she said. “So after work tonight . . .”
“Yes?” I responded eagerly.
“Have an eggnog with Sam. On me.”
“With Sam?” she asked incredulously. “But he’s a maître d’, and I am but a poor, lowly cigarette girl.”
“Forget it,” I said confidently. “I think you two can make a match.”
With that, I stepped out into the instant deep-freeze outside, feeling the chill seep into my bones. The frosty weather was a stark reminder of the holiday season, with temperatures dropping to two below zero. My fingers were numb, my toes frozen, and my lips tinged with a bluish hue.
I found myself with only four bits left, which I handed to the shoeshine boy on the corner, who had shaved his head in honor of the Yule season. Back in my glass palace, I poured myself a nightcap, turned on the hi-fi, and flipped through the latest copy of Playmate. Even the Christmas Bunny Girl on the pages couldn’t distract me from the fact that I had neglected to prepare for the festive season.
Suddenly, I sensed I wasn’t alone. “Hello,” she said softly.
“Tuesday!” I exclaimed. “Tuesday Friday! What are you doing here Saturday night?”
“I have a confession to make,” she admitted.
“A confession?” I asked, reaching for the tape recorder I had discreetly placed in the room.
“I took your list,” she confessed.
“You?” I was taken aback. “Why?”
“I didn’t want you to miss the pleasure of giving something you’ve picked out yourself for people you hold near and dear,” she explained.
“Well, thanks a whole bunch,” I replied sarcastically. “I end up tired, broke, cold, without tickets to the show tonight, and all alone. Where does it get me?”
She remained silent, offering only a smile as she removed her glasses. As she kissed me and left with her characteristic quiet grace, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of warmth amidst the cold winter night.
The radio played a tune by the North Polecats, as I reflected on the events of the evening. It was too late to go out shopping again, with the stores already closed for the night. And then it struck me – the perfect gift for a girl who had shown me the joy of giving.
As the night drew to a close, I realized that the true spirit of Christmas was not in the material gifts we exchanged, but in the love and thoughtfulness we shared with one another. And with that realization, I embraced the holiday season with a newfound sense of joy and gratitude.
In the cast of “How to Succeed at Christmas Without Really Crying,” each character played a unique role in the story of love, friendship, and the true meaning of the holiday season. Robert Morse, the star of How to Succeed at Business Without Really Trying, embodied the spirit of Christmas in his portrayal of the eye in the charade. With a talented cast and a heartwarming tale, the holiday season was truly a time for celebration and reflection.
As the night faded into dawn, I knew that the memories of this Christmas would stay with me for years to come, reminding me of the power of love, kindness, and the joy of giving. And as I watched the sun rise on Christmas morning, I knew that this holiday season would be one to remember.

