Cue the world’s tiniest violin.
In a recent episode that feels both tragic and absurd, an illegal immigrant and purported member of the Tren de Aragua gang broke down in tears during his arrest for a violent spree of liquor store robberies across central Florida, according to law enforcement reports.
Ramon Jesus Carpintero-Luna, 26, was apprehended alongside four accomplices linked to a series of armed thefts that targeted over 30 liquor stores, amassing a staggering $30,000 in stolen goods.
The robberies were marked by threats of violence and a preference for premium liquor, including top-shelf scotch, as per the Polk County Sheriff’s Office.
Upon being confronted by police, Carpintero-Luna, originally from Venezuela and having entered the U.S. illegally, reportedly fell to his knees, pleading with the officers for mercy.
Detectives described how he sobbed uncontrollably while in handcuffs, seemingly grappling with the reality that his crime spree had reached an abrupt halt.
During a press conference on Saturday, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd shed light on Carpintero-Luna’s predicament:
His life as he knew it is done. Is he crying because he can’t steal from Americans anymore? Is he lamenting the loss of his late-night heists? Is he shedding tears over his inability to pilfer fine liquor?
This marks a definitive end for him and his co-conspirators. I hope he’s donned his travel attire because we plan to charge them with racketeering and send them to state prison for a lengthy term. After that, deportation awaits.
For reference, two of the arrested suspects—Samuel Oglis David Anthony Charle, 25, and Alexis Jose Rodriguez-Benavides, 27—have been confirmed as members of the notorious Tren de Aragua, a Venezuelan gang known for its violent transnational activities, reportedly supported by the socialist regime in their home country.
Carpintero-Luna, alongside Ildemaro Miguel Escalona Mendoza, 26, and Darwins Smith Vasquez Leon, 28, is also believed to have ties to this organized crime group.
According to Sheriff Judd, all five individuals entered the United States illegally and swiftly turned to a life of crime.
“They didn’t arrive here seeking jobs,” Judd emphasized. “They came with the intent to steal.”