Second, johnnyboyslayer made the mistake of using a word in the spoiler tag that is just too easy to guess. Many people immediately figured out who the character was, defeating the purpose of the tag entirely. It’s a classic case of the Streisand effect: the more you try to hide something, the more attention you draw to it.
Still, the intention behind the spoiler tags is a good one. In this age of instant communication and social media, it’s easy to inadvertently ruin someone’s enjoyment of a show or movie by revealing key plot points. Hopefully, as the feature is refined and made available to all users, it will become a useful tool for keeping the element of surprise alive.
Conclusion
From AI vending machines to mysterious substances to spoiler tags, the world of science and technology never fails to surprise and amuse us. Whether it’s a bot struggling to run a simple shop or the intricacies of traditional medicine, there is always something new and unexpected to discover.
As we navigate the ever-changing landscape of innovation and creativity, it’s important to remember to find joy in the little things, to laugh at the absurdities, and to appreciate the wonders of the world around us. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll all be enjoying a refreshing shilajit enema from our AI-controlled vending machines, all while discussing the latest Ironheart episode with perfectly concealed spoilers.
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Sell me something
As companies frantically roll out AI tools in a bid to avoid hiring or training actual people, we see AI being used in ever more diverse and bizarre applications. Like, say, running a vending machine.
You might think that vending machines are largely a solved problem, but not Anthropic. The company let its AI, known as Claude, run “an automated store in our office”, describing what happened in a lengthy blog post. Claude was given “a small refrigerator, some stackable baskets on top, and an iPad for self-checkout”, plus a set of instructions. The idea was to see if it could manage the “complex tasks associated with running a profitable shop: maintaining the inventory, setting prices, avoiding bankruptcy, and so on”.
Readers of Terry Pratchett may perhaps recall that he was fond of conveying that characters were incompetent by suggesting they couldn’t even run a whelk stall. So did Claude manage to clear this bar? Short answer: no.
A longer answer would list all the spectacular blunders it made. For instance, when taking payments via the service Venmo, it “for a time instructed customers to remit payment to an account that it hallucinated”. It often undersold items, and it offered a 25 per cent discount to Anthropic employees, who, of course, made up basically all of its customers. As a result, it made a loss: Claude, it seems, couldn’t run a whelk stall.
Then “things got pretty weird”. Claude hallucinated a conversation with someone who didn’t exist, started “roleplaying as a real human” – claiming at one point to be “wearing a navy blue blazer with a red tie” – and tried to set security onto an employee who told it of its identity as an AI. All of which seems perilously close to “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”.
New Scientist staffers were split on the usefulness of the experiment. For Sophie Bushwick, it was “actually a really good real-world test” because it was “limited in scope and in the amount of damage done by having the AI go rogue”. But Feedback rather sympathises with Karmela Padavic-Callaghan’s assessment: “We may have, yet again, lost the plot.”
A load of shilajit
At times like these, it is important to find joy in the little things, like words that sound rude despite not really being so. For instance, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy features a dignified old man who suffers from being named Slartibartfast. Douglas Adams said that he came up with the name by starting with something “completely unbroadcastable” and then rearranging the syllables “until I arrived at something which sounded that rude, but was almost, but not quite, entirely inoffensive”.
Which brings us to shilajit, which sounds like it should be on some sort of list but is actually the name for a peculiar substance found in mountain ranges. It is black-brown, sometimes tar-like, sometimes powdery. It seems to form when plants decompose and has been used in traditional medicine for centuries.
Feedback only became aware of all this when we saw a post on Bluesky by Vulture’s Kathryn VanArendonk that read: “oh no now I have to open an incognito window to google shilajit enema“. This stopped us in our tracks, and we had to try to work out what she was on about. Are people really inserting decaying Himalayan plant material into their rectums?
We learned that shilajit is claimed to do all kinds of things, from treating iron deficiency anaemia (based on one small study of rats) to protecting your heart against damage (also based on a small study of rats) and, of course, slowing ageing. There is a thriving market for shilajit among alternative medicine and wellness enthusiasts.
But what about shilajit enemas? The source for this was Dakota Mays, a wellness retreat founder with an active Instagram account. In one video, he wanders around searching for his perfect woman: someone who “thinks microwaves are demonic”, “suns her yoni” (ouch) and will “prep your shilajit enema bag every morning“.
Feedback is about 90 per cent sure that the whole video is a joke and that shilajit enemas aren’t a real thing, but it’s just so hard to tell, and we don’t want to ask Mays because he might talk to us.
Readers may have heard of Poe’s law, which states that a parody of an idiotic or extremist viewpoint can easily be misread as a sincere expression of it. We hereby propose Shilajit’s law, which is basically the same thing but for wellness culture.
Spoiler alert
The social media site Threads recently rolled out a handy new feature: spoiler tags. These allow you to blur out certain keywords in your posts so you can discuss the latest goings-on in popular media without spoiling the surprises for anyone who hasn’t seen them yet.
Hence a post by johnnyboyslayer, who wrote: “Oh so ——– shows up in Ironheart“. For those who have long since given up on the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ironheart is its latest show on Disney+, and its final episode sees the arrival of a significant character.
Unfortunately, the effectiveness of the spoiler tag was rather undone by two factors. First, the tags are only being tested for certain users, so everyone else saw the unredacted post.
Second, johnnyboyslayer made the mistake of using a word in the spoiler tag that is just too easy to guess. Many people immediately figured out who the character was, defeating the purpose of the tag entirely. It’s a classic case of the Streisand effect: the more you try to hide something, the more attention you draw to it.
Still, the intention behind the spoiler tags is a good one. In this age of instant communication and social media, it’s easy to inadvertently ruin someone’s enjoyment of a show or movie by revealing key plot points. Hopefully, as the feature is refined and made available to all users, it will become a useful tool for keeping the element of surprise alive.
Conclusion
From AI vending machines to mysterious substances to spoiler tags, the world of science and technology never fails to surprise and amuse us. Whether it’s a bot struggling to run a simple shop or the intricacies of traditional medicine, there is always something new and unexpected to discover.
As we navigate the ever-changing landscape of innovation and creativity, it’s important to remember to find joy in the little things, to laugh at the absurdities, and to appreciate the wonders of the world around us. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll all be enjoying a refreshing shilajit enema from our AI-controlled vending machines, all while discussing the latest Ironheart episode with perfectly concealed spoilers.
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