Dakota Johnson
I Sent Gorilla Poop to My Friend’s Ex
… Literally!!!💩
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Dakota Johnson is known for her bold and fearless attitude, and she once took it to the next level by sending a gallon of gorilla poop to her friend’s ex.
In a candid confession on Vanity Fair’s Lie Detector Video Series, Dakota revealed that she orchestrated the unconventional revenge plan because she thought the ex wouldn’t see it coming.
When asked about the source of the unusual gift, Dakota didn’t hesitate to share the website she used, which has since rebranded to emphasize the “poop” aspect of their products.
Dakota commended the wide selection of feces available on the website, ranging from various animals like cows, elephants, and even gorillas.
Although Dakota denied any knowledge of ordering pubic crabs for revenge, she teased that delving into that territory might reveal some secrets best left uncovered.
For Dakota, revenge truly is a dish best served in the form of excrement. 💩