Florida Man
Burglary Attempt in the Buff Shocks Neighbors!
Published October 16, 2025 6:40 AM PDT
A Florida resident had an unusual encounter when a burglar allegedly roamed the streets in the nude, even alarming a nearby dog!
Joshua Garrison was reportedly captured by surveillance cameras parading around completely unclothed during a break-in spree in Pinellas Park. Thankfully, police intervened before a neighbor could take matters into their own hands.
WFLA-TV spoke to residents in the area who remarked that Garrison was fortunate to be apprehended, as some neighbors were prepared to defend themselves. One said, “In Pinellas Park, we all believe in the Second Amendment; he could’ve been in serious trouble.”
Another resident, David Dale, recounted how he was startled awake by the sight of Garrison “completely naked” at his door. Dale further described how the man threw flower pots at his vehicle and uprooted outdoor lighting.
A third neighbor, Tim Reischmann, claimed he witnessed Garrison “completely nude” running through his yard, engaging in indecent behavior before snatching an axe from his shed and taking a stand on his porch.
Some security footage reportedly shows Garrison, completely unclad, lurking around Reischmann’s backyard and even approaching the door, while other clips catch him inside with a dog curiously eyeing him.
Authorities apprehended Garrison on Tuesday and placed him in the Pinellas County Jail. He faces charges of burglary and armed burglary, among others, and posed for a mugshot wearing attire this time.