The White House has come out to deny any involvement in a secret plot to oust Jean-Pierre, amidst allegations of chaos and scandal within the Biden administration.

A Beltway spy criticized the Biden White House, stating, “That ham-fisted episode was typical of the way things worked in the Biden White House. If you didn’t have a fall guy lined up when things went wrong, you weren’t properly doing your job.”

In a shocking turn of events, a small bag of cocaine was discovered in a cubby outside the West Wing, leading to a Secret Service investigation in 2023. The investigation, however, failed to narrow down the suspects to fewer than 500 people, highlighting the level of chaos within the White House.

Adding to the embarrassment, the commander-in-chief’s German shepherd, Commander, was reported to have been running amok, further exemplifying the disarray within the administration.