Andrew Windsor’s 66th birthday took an unexpected turn as he found himself in a jail cell instead of his luxurious $40 million Royal Lodge mansion. The former prince and ex-duke was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, specifically for allegedly passing sensitive emails to Jeffrey Epstein during his time as the U.K.’s trade envoy between 2001 and 2011. Despite denying any wrongdoing, Andrew was taken into custody by officers from Thames Valley Police and transported to Aylsham police station for questioning.
For someone accustomed to the opulence of a 31-room mansion and a team of staff at his beck and call, the harsh realities of a jail cell would have been a stark contrast. According to a former Metropolitan Police detective, the cell Andrew was placed in would have been compact, comparable to a small spare room in an ordinary house. The accommodations would have been functional but far from comfortable, with basic bedding, facilities, and microwaved meals being the standard fare for all detainees.
Upon arrival at the police station, Andrew would have undergone standard booking procedures, including being informed of the reasons for his detention, reading his rights, and undergoing a medical assessment. Belts, ties, and shoelaces would have been removed as a precaution against self-harm. Inside the cell, the only furnishings would have been a stainless steel toilet, a narrow bench with a thin mattress, and a blanket for warmth. Privacy would have been limited, with CCTV monitoring the area at all times.
Despite it being his birthday, there would have been no special treatment or celebrations in custody. The focus is on following procedures and ensuring the detainee’s welfare, not on marking personal milestones. Food would have been basic, likely consisting of a reheated ready meal and tea served in a plastic cup. The solitary environment of a jail cell offers little in the way of distractions, leaving detainees to grapple with their thoughts and wait for the next stage of the process.
After consulting with his lawyer, Andrew would have been questioned under caution before returning to his cell until his release. It is the responsibility of the detainee to arrange their own transport upon release, although in Andrew’s case, it is likely that security or a private driver was waiting to collect him. The stark contrast between his former life of privilege and the harsh realities of a police station environment would have been a sobering experience for Andrew as he stepped out into the cold after his time in custody.

