During his monologue, Kimmel joked about Trump’s proposal for a new self-deportation plan, where undocumented migrants would receive a cash stipend and a plane ticket to leave the country. Kimmel humorously remarked, âWhat a deal. Yâknow, usually when Trump offers an immigrant money and plane tickets to go away, itâs because heâs getting divorced. Melaniaâs like: âAm I eligible for this?ââ
Under Trumpâs plan, immigrants who comply with this process may have the opportunity to return to the United States. Kimmel comically pondered the logistics of the plan, stating, âSo the plan, as I understand it, Iâm sure weâll get more details, is if youâre an undocumented immigrant, Trump wants you to go home. But if youâre âgoodâ at home, he will get you back into the country. They will fly you out of the country, and then bring you back. Who came up with this plan, Spirit Airlines?â
For more laughs and insights from Kimmel’s Wednesday night monologue, check out the full segment.

