Valentine’s Day can be a little cliché: red roses, dinner reservations, a box of chocolates—boring. But for those in need of inspiration to make sure their declaration of love stands out from the crowd, look no further than the rest of the animal kingdom.
From wowing your date with a colorful show to crooning love songs, taking a couple of pointers from these nine animals’ courtship styles could help you impress your partner. And in case you need further instruction on what not to do, we’ve picked one animal whose courting methods you absolutely should not try.
Dancing Seahorses
Seahorses are already venerated for having the unusual reproductive trait of the males being the ones that get pregnant. But these creatures stand out above their peers in another way: they never let the spark die. Every morning, seahorses greet their other half by performing a rhythmic dance that can last minutes or even hours to strengthen their bond. Sometimes they even change color midway through—impressive.
Dueting Gibbons
Gibbons take love songs very seriously, engaging in long and loud duets with their chosen partner every morning. Skywalker gibbons are particularly famous for their vocal prowess, with their songs echoing across the forest canopy.
Gibbons’ songs, which follow a rhythmic structure similar to that of human music, are used as a way to mark their territory but also to allow individual animals to connect with their mate in the morning.
Committed Dik-Diks
Like many animals living on the African savanna, dik-diks mate for life. These tiny antelopes are socially monogamous, which means they might breed with another dik-dik in their lifetime, but they always come back to their preferred partner.
Their love language is quality time, with research suggesting mated pairs spend about 64 percent of their time together. So make like a dik-dik and get cozy.
Artistic Puffer Fish
Mysterious crop-circle-like designs that appear on the seafloor might be mistaken for some kind of underwater extraterrestrial, but the circles’ creators aren’t aliens—they’re love-struck puffer fish.
Forget rose petals on the stairs. Male pufferfish that are trying to win over a female run their fins along the sand, creating ornate circles and patterns to attract a date.
Affectionate Vultures
Vultures can have a long lifespan, with some species living close to 50 years. And because these birds mate for life, they need to be in it for the long haul.
To show their enduring affection, mated pairs of vultures synchronize their flight patterns, touch their beaks together in what looks like a kiss and entwine their long necks. That’s commitment.
Colorful Amazon River Dolphins
These cetaceans are dressed in pink for Valentine’s Day year-round. Amazon River dolphins’ famously rosy skin turns a brighter shade of pink when they look for a mate.
Studies also suggest that the males of this rare freshwater species show off to potential partners by carrying objects like sticks and clumps of grass in their mouth. We’re blushing.
Vivacious Peacock Spiders
Peacock spiders have one of the most elaborate and flamboyant courtship rituals of any arachnid.
The males dance, showing off their vivid abdomen, and vibrate along to a beat in a bid to impress their mate. They flick one or two of their legs up at a time, waving the limbs around like fans as they perform—mesmerizing.
Showy Chameleons
Chameleons typically use their color-changing abilities as camouflage to hide from predators, but when it comes time to find a mate, that natural ability takes on another use. The male lizards inflate their throat, bob their head and show off their brightest colors as they creep toward their desired female. The showy display may demonstrate their physical prowess. Are you not entertained?
Tasteful Bowerbirds
When male bowerbirds have a mate in mind, they skip the dinner date and get right down to the business of interior decoration.
After building an elaborate structure on the forest floor, male birds fill it with as many colorful objects as they can to entice a female to enter—and, if all is to her liking, to stay. Home, after all, is where the heart is.
What Not to Do: Horrifying Hermaphroditic Sea Slugs
Perhaps you feel pretty confident about what you should be doing to attract a mate, but you feel less confident about what you should not be doing. One creature in particular can offer some pointers there.
Unlike the tender displays of affection listed above, we do not recommend emulating the courtship strategies of hermaphroditic sea slugs. The slugs’ rituals vary by species but run the gamut from stabbing each other in the forehead, self-amputating their penis and eating each other. If unsure, stick to roses.
These amorous creatures could put Casanova to shame—from beguiling dancing seahorses to peacocking spiders. Let these nine romantic animals inspire you on Valentine’s Day.
