Prince Harry Mocked Over Baldness
A number of users pointed out the staggering hypocrisy of Harry, in his traitorous memoir Spare, criticizing his estranged brother, Prince William, for his hairline.
“Honestly, if he hadn’t mocked William’s hair loss, most people wouldn’t even comment,” a fifth person pointed out about Harry’s rapid balding.
In Spare, the duke dripped with venom as he wrote, “I looked at Willy, really looked at him, perhaps for the first time since we were little, taking in every detail: his familiar scowl, which had always been the norm in his dealings with me; his alarming baldness, more advanced than my own; his famous resemblance to Mummy, which was fading with time.”
The latter line was a stinging slam of how William, with his former blonde hair and bright blue eyes, so strikingly resembled their late mother, Princess Diana. However, the future king does not need hair to be her doppelganger, as they share the same smile and other facial features.
William was named the “Sexiest Bald Man Alive” in 2024, and finished second to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in 2025, proving the future monarch is still viewed as a hottie.
In a world where appearances seem to matter more than ever, it’s important to remember that true beauty comes from within. Prince William may have lost his locks, but he hasn’t lost his charm or charisma. And as for Prince Harry, perhaps it’s time for him to focus on his own journey and leave his brother’s hairline out of it. After all, true royalty is measured by character, not by the amount of hair on one’s head.
