This English Teacher Is All of Us Filling Out Incident Reports

English teachers are often bound by the routine tasks of grading papers, teaching punctuation, and reading aloud. Rarely do they have the opportunity to showcase their mastery of the English language in a creative way. However, one particular task allows them to unleash their storytelling skills: drafting an official report.

A viral TikTok video by @matteicheldinger captures this literary thrill as he transforms the mundane task of filling out an incident report into an epic tale of hallway drama. In the video, Mr. Eich narrates an incident of a student brawl with such vivid detail that it feels like a scene from a mystery movie. His description is so cinematic that it almost reads like the latest YA fiction bestseller.

With lines like “Lights flickering, like the dying breaths of an education system,” Mr. Eich hooks the viewers in with his dramatic setup. This is not just a fight—it’s a saga! Fellow teachers resonate with the video, sharing their own experiences of turning incident reports into elaborate narratives.

Mr. Eich’s rich descriptions make the student in the report come to life, portraying him as a protagonist in the midst of youthful turmoil. Some teachers express their desire to write their reports with the same energy and creativity. Despite the word limit constraints, they admire Mr. Eich’s ability to set the scene before delving into the story.

The video also highlights Mr. Eich’s sprint across the hallway as he intervenes in the situation, turning a regular teacher intervention into a heroic quest. English teachers especially appreciate the video, finding humor and relatability in Mr. Eich’s storytelling approach.

While administrators may prefer concise and factual incident reports, teachers can still have fun drafting them with a touch of creativity. After all, teaching is already a performance in itself. So, next time you’re asked to fill out an incident report, remember to add a touch of storytelling flair. And if you’re looking for more articles like this, be sure to subscribe to our newsletters for more educational content.