Sunday has arrived once again, bringing with it a chance to relax, renew, and recharge before the start of a new work week. To help you kick off your Sunday with a smile, here are 101 of the most hilarious, positive, and funny Sunday quotes.
Funny Sunday Morning Quotes to Get Your Day Started Right
1. “Sunday is a good day to save the world in one’s pajamas.” – Adrienne Posey
2. “My Sunday morning routine: Coffee, more coffee, followed by regret about all that coffee.” – Jim Landers
3. “My idea of a perfect Sunday? Coffee, pancakes, and absolutely no adulting.” – Sarah Kelly
4. “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” – Benjamin Franklin
5. “Sunday morning is the only time during the week I can convince myself that doing nothing is actually doing something.” – Sandra Shea
6. “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook
7. “I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.” – Rita Rudner
8. “Ah, Sunday, the day of rest… now that’s something to be thankful for!” – Aaron P. Taylor
9. “Sunday morning my head is bad. But it’s worth all the times I had. But I’ve got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!” – Dave Bartholomew
10. “Sunday’s my day off, where I eat whatever I want. I don’t let myself have something. I do love French fries and bread.” – Ashley Tisdale
Funny Sunday Quotes for Work
1. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb
2. “If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’” – Dave Barry
3. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost
4. “Sunday just came down like a nine-pound hammer… it was tainted with the closing-in feeling of the loss of freedom. Because after the sun went down, it came back up on Monday morning. And you had to go to work five more days. And it sucked.” – Larry Brown
5. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
6. “The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.” – Art Rooney
7. “No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.” – Groucho Marx
8. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” – Edgar Bergen
9. “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
10. “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates
Short and Hilarious Sunday Quotes for a Happy Day and Weekend
1. “Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” – Bill Watterson
2. “Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!” – D.S. Mixell
3. “Towards evening the lazy person begins to get busy.” – German Proverb
4. “Cozy plus the smell of pancakes minus an alarm clock equals weekend.” – Amy Krouse Rosenthal
5. “Champagne makes you feel like it’s Sunday and better days are just around the corner.” – Marlene Dietrich
6. “The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” – Mark Morris
7. “Sunday. The day I planned a lot but did nothing.” – Lovely Goyal
8. “Sunday is the day when I prepare for the week ahead by making improbable To-Do lists and browsing Pinterest for ideas on how to decorate my imaginary mansion.” – Nanea Hoffman
9. “Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.” – Fred Allen
10. “I try not to work too many Sundays. At least on Sunday nights, I try to chill out a little bit. I call it Sunday Funday.” – Miley Cyrus
Less Funny and More Inspirational Sunday Quotes
1. “Sometimes I have loved the peacefulness of an ordinary Sunday. It is like standing in a newly planted garden after a warm rain. You can feel the silent and invisible life.” – Marilynne Robinson
2. “Sunday was always the best of days for being the self you had intended to be, but were not, for one reason or another.” – Jesse Ball
3. “Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” – Joseph Addison
4. “The city takes a breath on Sunday. Of all that’s lost with the pursuit of what’s next, I hope we don’t lose that.” – Hawksley Workman
5. “Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.” – A.D. Posey
6. “Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
7. “Do not let Sunday be taken from you. If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.” – Albert Schweitzer
8. “Sunday is the core of our civilization, dedicated to thought and reverence.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
9. “The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.” – Jean Rhys
10. “Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.” – Susan Ertz
Funny Quotes for a Less Stressful Week Ahead
1. “Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.” – Bo Bennett
2. “If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!” – John Wagner
3. “Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.” – Steven Wright
4. “If you come to a fork in the road, take it.” – Yogi Berra
5. “Sunday is like this entertainment scrum for me because I’ve only got a day, one day of fun. So I want to have brunch, and I want to see a movie, and I want to watch ‘Game of Thrones,’ and I’m trying to watch ‘The Sopranos’ from the beginning, and I want to play four hours of video games.” – Aisha Tyler
6. “This weekend don’t think about Monday, it will come soon enough.” – Robert Rivers
7. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
8. “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward
9. “It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” – George Weah
10. “Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste
