Welcome to ’s Week-in-Review with Elijah Schaffer, where he distills the most pressing five stories from the past 24 hours into a digestible format.
ARTICLE 1: RFK Jr. Delivers a Heavy Blow to Big Pharma With Groundbreaking Announcements
ARTICLE 2: BREAKING: President Trump Reaches Out to Savannah Chrisley, Announces Full Pardons for Her Parents, Todd and Julie Chrisley (VIDEO)
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ARTICLE 3: BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton Removed from House Floor by Sergeant at Arms
ARTICLE 4: ALARMING VIDEO: Paraglider Encounters a ‘Cloud Vortex’, Covered in Ice, and Nearly Freezes at Five Miles Up
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ARTICLE 5: Ticket Prices Plummet in WNBA Following Caitlin Clark’s Injury, Dropping as Much as 300% per Ticket
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