Florida Man Caught With Thermos Up His Rectum, Arrest X-Ray Shows

A man from Florida found himself in police custody last week… and authorities were baffled to discover a full-size thermos lodged in an unexpected place!

TMZ obtained exclusive audio from a 911 call reporting a naked man in a public park restroom who had been “there all day and won’t leave.”

Upon the arrival of sheriff’s deputies, they found the suspect, identified as Walter Frymire, fully clothed and were originally lenient, giving him just a warning and escorting him out of the Winter Haven park. However, he later reportedly trespassed again.

This time, a deputy arrested him, and things took a bizarre turn. All arrestees are typically scanned for weapons, but what they found was far from expected.

Instead of a weapon, the scanner revealed a thermos that had been stuffed inside Frymire’s rectum, making its way into his abdomen.

Authorities reported that Walter was combative even before reaching the processing center, raising threats like, “Good, I’m going to kill you, so charge it. If you arrest me, I will find you and kill you.”

Perhaps that explains his poor mood! Could it be the thermos up the rear, or perhaps it’s the “glass pipe with a burned residue consistent with methamphetamine” found in a gray lunch box he carried?

After discovering the flask, the Polk County Sheriff made arrangements for Frymire to be taken to a hospital, where medical professionals extracted the thermos, likely saving his life.

Walter Frymire now adds this incident to a long list of legal issues, with 25 prior arrests and five stints in state prison.