Yearbook season is upon us, and it’s time to come up with a quote that will not only make your mom and best friend smile but will also have everyone laughing out loud. To help you out, here are 101 unique, iconic, and funny yearbook quotes that are sure to leave a lasting impression.
1. “High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.” – Randey Chung
2. “Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.” – Alfred Adler
3. “Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.” – Iyanna Morgan
4. “I want to thank me for believing in me.” – Snoop Dogg
5. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.” – W.C. Fields
6. “I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.” – Stephanie Flores
7. “Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.” – Oscar Wilde
8. “If you like water, you already like 72% of me.” – Alexandra Vu
9. “A lot of girls didn’t like me this year, but their boyfriends did.” – Stephany Esquivel
10. “Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.” – Richard Gilot
These hilarious quotes are just the beginning. Whether you’re looking for something short and sweet or a bit more unique and iconic, there’s something here for everyone.
11. “If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again.” – Joanna Clark
12. “I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.” – Coco Chanel
13. “True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.” – Kurt Vonnegut
14. “The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin
15. “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” – Milton Berle
16. “I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – Ankit Jain
17. “Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.” – George Carlin
18. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
19. “A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.” – Robert Orben
20. “If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.” – Daniel Jones
These short and funny quotes are perfect for seniors looking to make a statement in their yearbook.
21. “My computer screen is brighter than my future.” – Katia Perez
22. “Just keep swimming.” – Dory
23. “The ‘s’ is silent.” – Pareekshit Ravi
24. “Long story short, I survived.” – Taylor Swift
25. “Kid, you’ll move mountains.” – Dr. Seuss
26. “Ravioli, ravioli, give me the diplomioli.” – Maximiliano Navarro
27. “When are our senior quotes due?” – Jeffrey Goodwin
28. “I’ve been a Ho all my life.” – Michelle Ho
29. “WE ARE NOT RELATED.” – The Nguyens
30. “…was released from his four-year sentence.” – Faizon Graham
These unique, iconic, and funny yearbook quotes are sure to make everyone laugh.
31. “Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in outer space, which is cool.” – Katya Zamolodchikova
32. “Opinions are like mixtapes: I don’t want to hear yours.” – Spencer Howard
33. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde
34. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
35. “I am that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you.” – Segun Akigbogun
36. “I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.” – Damenian Sparks
37. “Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.” – Ian Longley
38. “‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.’ – Wayne Gretzky” – Michael Scott (The Office)
39. “I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles.” – Jose Alvarez
40. “My senior project was to make a clone. A+” – Unknown Twins
These hilarious yearbook quotes are perfect for seniors looking to make a memorable mark in their yearbook.
41. “It’s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.” – Aaron
42. “Goodbye everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton (SpongeBob)
43. “I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.” – Omotola Omotinugbon
44. “I don’t know, you can just put some quote in for me.” – Connor
45. “See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school.” – Paulyn Trinh
46. “You’ve been watching for the last 12 hours straight, are you okay? – Netflix” – Kira Bergman
47. “100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru.” – Aditya Tammana
48. “Morgan is my girlfriend. – Nobody” – Morgan Worley
49. “When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time.” – Jenna Allen
50. “No, Miranda, your senior quote can’t be ‘Fries before guys.’ — Dad” – Miranda
These funny yearbook quotes for seniors are perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their graduation memories.
In conclusion, whether you’re looking for a hilarious one-liner or a witty remark to leave your mark in your yearbook, these 101 funny yearbook quotes are sure to help you stand out. So go ahead, pick your favorite, and make sure your yearbook quote is one that will be remembered for years to come.
