Gunman at NFL Headquarters Found to Have CTE
Satirical Commentary on a Tragic Event
Published September 26, 2025 11:14 AM PDT
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Updated September 26, 2025 11:51 AM PDT
A startling revelation has emerged about Shane Tamura, the perpetrator of the tragic shooting at the NFL’s New York headquarters this past summer: he was diagnosed with chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE).
The New York City Office of Chief Medical Examiner confirmed on Friday that Tamura’s brain tissue exhibited “unambiguous diagnostic evidence” of CTE following thorough testing.
Prior to his horrific November 28 incident, Tamura suspected he was afflicted with CTE and harbored grievances against the NFL, as noted by Mayor Eric Adams.
In this chilling act, Tamura claimed the lives of four individuals and injured another after becoming disoriented within the Park Avenue building, ultimately ending his own life shortly thereafter.
Remarkably, Tamura was not a professional athlete. Instead, his experience with football was limited to a few years as a running back and defensive back at the high school level.
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